POOR MISS USA

Good for her for falling and getting up and trying to play it off. But it still funny when she claps to get through it. Is she perhaps rating her own fall and therefore completely pleased with it? We'll never know for sure. 

She didn't win.

THE GOLDEN GIRLS DO SEX IN THE CITY

Or click here.  

CHELSEA HANDLER AS OFFICER HANDY

La Pequeña as Mother Theresa and Ingrid Betancourt Pulecio

I love that I have no idea what he/she is saying, that makes it that much more brilliant! 

And here's one as Ingrid Betancourt Pulecio:


Ingrid Betancourt Pulecio is a Colombian-French politician, former senator and anti-corruption activist. Betancourt was kidnapped by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) on February 23, 2002, and rescued from captivity six and a half years later in Operation Jaque, along with 14 other hostages (three Americans and 11 Colombian policemen and soldiers), by Colombian security forces on July 2, 2008, who tricked the FARC into believing they were a leftist non-governmental organization.

In all, she was held captive for 2,321 days after being taken while campaigning for the Colombian presidency as a Green. She had decided to campaign in an area of high guerrilla presence in spite of warnings from the government, police and military not to do so. While her kidnapping received media coverage worldwide this was particularly so in France due to her dual French citizenship, and the government of France participated as a facilitator for the release of Betancourt and all prisoners held by the FARC guerrillas.

Proud to be American

If you saw Drop Dead Gorgeous, you'll appreciate this little piece of Americana. I couldn't resist taking this picture. 

Don't post your baby on eBay — it's not funny

I think it's hella funny!!!

"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller," read the original ad that ran on May 24.No bids were received in the two hours and 30 minutes the ad was online before it was taken down

Read more of this joke gone slightly wrong:

E.T., IS THAT YOU?

Our little Wilbur needs baths more regularly that many other Boston Terriers, because he has a little corkscrew tail. After his bath, we wrap him in a little towel so he won't get cold. Anyway, I always say that he looks like a cross between E.T. and Mother Theresa. What do you think?

ME, PANIC?

WONDER WOMAN!

JOHN MCCAIN WAS IN THE "VOGUE" VIDEO?

Yeah, right! Here's Madonna's "Vogue" video with a little extra special "guest".

La Pequeña - NEW WIG, NEW PERFORMANCE

KATHY GRIFFIN LOSES TO PLANET EARTH

The Last Words Of La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

I haven't been this happy in years! OK, I lie but still...

EVERY FAMILY HAS ONE...

You know, the show-off, the attention-grabber, the desperate one you adore but who constantly attempts to grab the spotlight. We have one too, and her name is Edna. You'll see.

"No capes!"

WANNA SEE SOMETHING FRIGHTENING?

In an "alleged" plastic surgery kind of way? 

Click here.

And then click here to see the before.

IRMA BROWN'S WHUPPIN' ACADEMY!

AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC: MADONNA ON SNL

Spoofing Marilyn Monroe but at Bill Clinton's inaugeration, as well as performing "Fever" and "Bad Girl". Love it. 

IF YOU'RE EASILY FRIGHTENED...

Do not click here, I'm warning you!

FUNNIEST THING EVER!

FUNNY JAPANESE PRANKS

LMAO! LOVE THESE.